If you do not read all the blogs I do, you may not understand my inspiration for this or who I am joshing. Did you know you can subscribe to blogs on AQ? It's a very cool thing. I hear there's a cyclone in the "live free or die" state.
Real men wear pasties while hiking, so they don't scrape their nips on briars.
Real men hate Jane Fonda, even though she looked sorta hot in a superman shirt and afro.
Real men use unscented toilet paper. Their butt smells fine the way it is.
Real men like the smell of gasoline.
Real men and "reel em' in" sound a lot alike.
Real men believe in the magical fairy that cleans the house for them.
Real men lift the toilet seat up. However, they also refuse to put it back down. If some woman chooses to sit her naked butt down willy-nilly without looking where she is sitting, that is of no consequence to a real man.
Real men like to get dirty. I mean really freaky. And smoove.
Real men use cottage cheese as a condiment. Perhaps for tacos, or a bacon and egg sandwich.
Real men like Converse All-Stars.
Real men ink standing up.
Real men vote Republican. Then they take a fork and stick it directly into their jugular vein, because it hurts less than voting Republican.
Real men enjoy pooping.
Real men love their country. Especially Hank Williams.
Real men blog.
Real men wear pastels, so they can blend-in to the clothing racks when their girlfriend asks him to go shopping. This enables beer drinking and hand-held game playing.
Real men beat women. At Scrabble.
Real men know that Mr. Yuk is just funning.
- Mr. Yuk
Real men wear pasties while hiking, so they don't scrape their nips on briars.
Real men hate Jane Fonda, even though she looked sorta hot in a superman shirt and afro.
Real men use unscented toilet paper. Their butt smells fine the way it is.
Real men like the smell of gasoline.
Real men and "reel em' in" sound a lot alike.
Real men believe in the magical fairy that cleans the house for them.
Real men lift the toilet seat up. However, they also refuse to put it back down. If some woman chooses to sit her naked butt down willy-nilly without looking where she is sitting, that is of no consequence to a real man.
Real men like to get dirty. I mean really freaky. And smoove.
Real men use cottage cheese as a condiment. Perhaps for tacos, or a bacon and egg sandwich.
Real men like Converse All-Stars.
Real men ink standing up.
Real men vote Republican. Then they take a fork and stick it directly into their jugular vein, because it hurts less than voting Republican.
Real men enjoy pooping.
Real men love their country. Especially Hank Williams.
Real men blog.
Real men wear pastels, so they can blend-in to the clothing racks when their girlfriend asks him to go shopping. This enables beer drinking and hand-held game playing.
Real men beat women. At Scrabble.
Real men know that Mr. Yuk is just funning.
- Mr. Yuk
4 comments:
This Real Woman looooved your blog!
BTW, my ex and I solved the toilet seat issue, by always putting the lid down. No toothbrush or combs or other items accidentally fell in (or the cat, either!)
But, I agree, we women need to look before we seat!
KuKu
Hey, I'm not from New Hampshire, but they do have a great state motto.
As always, love the humor.
By the way, are you one of the real men pictured above? :-)
I'm the one on the right in the picture, the one on the left if you're looking at it.
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